All I Need (The Jerk song)

from Cossbysweater by Allie Goertz

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Something about the blues depressed me
How quickly you lose your kid just impressed me

When i'm with you I feel up
So let's get pizza in a cup

I've only known you four weeks and three days
To me it feels 9 weeks and 5, babe
The first seemed like a week and the second seemed like more
It's written down, now tell me that i'm yours

I might not have money
But now i'm somebody
I'm in the phonebook pg 73
So when you make love to your boyfriend think of me

You look so peaceful, you almost look dead
I'm no longer nervous, can say things i've never said

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit. With you I'm relaxed enough to say it.
I will order both of us the newest wine
In hopes that it will help me make you mine.
I'll put umbrellas in your drink and keep the snails of your plate
If you say "yes" when i ask you on a date

Once you get to know me you'll see my special purpose
and on that day i'll pick you out a vinyl striped thermos

Not an ordinary Thermos but the best that you can buy
now tell me
Can I be your guy?

I can't clap in time but my heart keeps good rhythm
Now promise to think of me when ever youre with him
or if you think that we could work
leave him for this jerk.

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from Cossbysweater, released May 4, 2013

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