by AllieGoertz

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.

    Another crappily recorded track available to you at any pricey you choose. Any donation is incredibly helpful as I am saving for studio time! Thank you for listening.

      name your price



I recorded this in Garageband off a very busy street. I apologize profusely for the noise, sometimes weak vocals, and all around low quality of my track.


It is not my fault
that I like Patton Oswalt
It is not a crime
that I've got Rob Hueble
on my mind

And if it's wrong
dont tell me how
cause i'm not gunna stop
liking Judd Appatow

Cause I am a girl who is in
love with comedians

My first crush was Pee Wee Herman
but now I'm on to Eugene Mirman

I don't know it happened so fast
but I've got feelings for Martin Starr
and they're gunna last
Tell me its okay
to like Louis CK

All of my friends call me "Smeagle"
cause I'm looking for ring
from Jason Segel

It's not the money
that turns me on
No, i'm not interested in benjamins
except for H. Jon

No, I'm just a girl who is in
love with comedians

I want Andy Daly nightly
Would Paul Sheer come near
if i asked him politely
Will my salad ever get tossed
by david cross?


released August 25, 2011



all rights reserved


AllieGoertz Los Angeles, California

Nerdy Love Songs

contact / help

Contact AllieGoertz

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code